Hello Fabbaloo Readers! Today we once again review the most interesting messages from our mailbag.
Mailbag review is something we do periodically, as we constantly receive messages of all types from around the world. While many are quite reasonable — wait, that’s actually not true, most are completely unreasonable — I thought I’d review some of them with you today.
As a reminder, these are actual messages we have received over the past few weeks, messages that apparently came from real people. The names are omitted to protect the innocent. Or the guilty.
Good day! this is [REDACTED] from China, we are writing to you to establish business relation with you.
From your company web, we get to know that your company is an influence company is your business and are dealing with industrial camera and lens products.
We would like to take this opportunity to introduce our company and products. here I attached our products for your reference).
Should any of these items be of interest to you, please let us know, we will be happy to give you a quoatation upon receipt of your detailed requirements.
Look forward to receiving your enquires soon.
Well, it’s heartening to know that we are an ”influence company”. However, I didn’t know that we deal with industrial camera and lens products. Perhaps we should? Maybe our writers need more cameras and lenses?
I wish to request for samples of 3D printed parts
So do we! We never have enough samples. What kind are you looking for? How many? Color? Type? Size?
My Name Is [REDACTED], I Am Develop Web Leads Email Opportunity Sales Visitor
We found you upon web fabbaloo.com and I essentially liked your work.
You Can see below all pardon and Opt-in Leads
You accomplish NOT infatuation to badly affect approximately paying for hosting, auto emailing service, and domain name. Online Traffic has in its system an automaker that is easy to use. You just habit to click upon the every second categories of leads and send an email to them via the auto mailer upon the website.
Let's viewpoint it, no concern how good your opportunity or product is, you are not going to create any sales and build your opt in list if nobody sees your offer.
To your success!
Oh my, this all sounds very interesting, although a bit confusing. I do essentially understand what you’re saying, except for the part after “My Name Is”. I do have a concern about the infatuation, though — we definitely should viewpoint it.
Message: Brands - cat litter made from extremely lumpy calcium bentonite.
It is a pure natural product (no fragrances).
Lump litter is characterized by its extremely good and fast lump formation.
1 sack (10 liters) - € 13.99 (gross, free delivery).
3 bags (30 liters) - € 21.99 (gross, free delivery).
6 bags (60 liters) - € 41.99 (gross, free delivery).
With the litter we promise cats and their needs a continuously high quality.
Gentle to tender cat paws due to comfortable fine grain.
Specially adapted fine-grained size that firmly absorbs liquids and the bottom of the
Cat litter box i. d. R. does not let touch. Top hygiene in the litter box.
Highly economical because only the lumps that have to be replaced and the litter box
need to be refilled less often. Cat litter is up to 99.9% dust free.
Hello, Large! I don’t know about other publications, but here we definitely support the use of cats in the writing process. In fact, our editor seems to have several assisting her on a daily basis. That said, it’s clear we need additional and continuous cat litter, and we’re willing to purchase at least six lumpy bags with free delivery. I’m particularly enchanted by the gentleness of the comfortable fine grain. Do you think this would work for people, too?
Message: Your web page sucks, the cookies acceptance pup up does not work. Why don't you find a way to make it work or just go away.
First of all, we don’t have any pups here. We operate with Cats, as per the previous message. Secondly, our cookies are delicious, and you misspelled “KissOff”.
Message: Dear Fabbaloo,
I am [REDACTED] and I need information regarding SLM and EBM machines that you make, If you have brochure which has all the specs, cost and other necessary information then please email to me. I am looking for a collaboration with you. Hoping to hear from you soon!!
The last time I checked, we don’t seem to be making EBM machines. Or SLM machines, for that matter. No brochure for you!
Message: Why Choose [REDACTED] Lingerie And Sex Toy Affiliate Program
Welcome to [REDACTED] Affiliate Program. Earn money from your website, blog, social media pages, videos and friends!
Lingerie And Sex Toy Affiliate Program
HERE'S HOW OUR LINGERIE AND SEX TOY AFFILIATE PROGRAM WORKS
Step 1: Sign up at [REDACTED]
Step 2: Choose your banners and add them to your website or share affiliate links on your social media pages or e-mails
Step 3: When someone clicks on your affiliate banner or links and buys and makes a purchase from Peaches and Screams, you earn money!
Step 4: We pay your affiliate earning to you!
Step 5: Repeat!
I’m not sure, but I may be missing something here: these items are not TYPICALLY used when operating additive manufacturing equipment, but I could be wrong. Readers are encouraged to correct me on this.
What is post price on this site=https://www.fabbaloo.com/
I like your site and am interested. Tell me reasonable price If you have more sites so share with me also confirm casino or gambling post accepted
I am waiting your positive response
Hello, Anonymous Requester, I like you too! Unfortunately, the only gambling that occurs around here is whether the network is up or not.
Message: 3d search
With so few words, one wonders what is going on at the source: is there someone desperately seeking a specific 3D model and is having issues even finding a 3D search engine? What drama caused the need for the 3D search? Is there a legal battle underway? How many people are involved? Will the movie rights be sold at some point?
Message: Hi Fabbaloo,
Hope you are doing good!
I'm [REDACTED] and I work for an online digital marketing agency.
I came across your site fabbaloo.com and got impressed with the persistent and efficient info and sensations on your site.
Hello, and thanks for reaching out, [REDACTED] at “online digital marketing agency”. I’m so glad you were impressed with our work, and in particular the sensations you receive while reading our stories. We take great pride in ensuring each and every word we write evokes the most intense sensations possible. Ouch!
Email: [DIFFERENT NAME REDACTED]@consultant.com
Message: Hello Dear
We are from Angola looking for business oportunities. We wold like to be an distribuitor of your products (printers) here in Africa. WhatsApp [REDACTED]
Hi Dear [REDACTED], we are always seeking opportunities, but unfortunately our products, the stories everyone reads, are already being distributed in Angola. In fact, we have dozens of Angolan readers, some of whom could be looking for opportunities, too.
Message: hi ,iam looking for jewellery 3d printer ,
Can i get more details about the machine & price,
I’m very sorry, but we don’t sell jewelry 3D printers. Or any 3D printers. But there is a secret way to find them, just click this linK: https://www.google.com/search?q=jewelry+3d+printer&oq=jewelry+3d+printer
Don’t tell anyone!
Message: Interested in printers
Oh boy, we are too!
And what else?
Name: [REDACTED] Email: [REDACTED]@gmail.com Message: Hello
If it is for sale , I like to buy 2 or 3 numbers, please let me know .
Well, perhaps we can sell you a “9”? Would that work? Or would you prefer a “7”. Next week we will have a special on “3”s, if you’re willing to wait.
If you’ve gotten this far you might want to read through our previous mailbag stories:
Into The Mailbag: Fabbaloo’s Incoming Message Periodic Review
Must Read: The Fabbaloo Mailbag Never Disappoints
A Jolly Trip Through The Fabbaloo Mailbag
The Emails We’d Like To Respond To, Once More
Another Trip Through The Fabbaloo Mailbag