I Forced A Bot To Read 1,000 3D Printing Press Releases…

By on October 17th, 2018 in blog

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 Automatically generating press releases? [Source: Fabbaloo]
Automatically generating press releases? [Source: Fabbaloo]

Some advanced computing has done the impossible: generate a 3D printing press release.

We’ve managed to get our hands on some rudimentary machine learning software for text processing and had an idea: what if we pushed a large number of press releases through it? Could the software learn how to write an actual 3D printing press release on its own?

We have no shortage of press releases, as this office receives dozens of press releases daily, most of which deal with some aspect of 3D printing. Some don’t, but that’s another story.

The processing took several days of compute time, where the ML software was repeatedly exposed to the text of around 1,000 genuine 3D printing press releases from various company sources. After this exposure, the software was able to learn the structure and common components of a 3D printing press release.

What then? We could only request that the software produce a press release based on its new knowledge. The result is presented here:


GORRP GmbH confirms many presences at SputFormTCID 2019 at places. The speech is held with Sanchez at 19:50CET to officially launch GORRP 3D GmbH 3D FARS away 3D printer service printer. 
Entitled “Announce Printer”.
BusTenGo CoCo. Ltd. Uses service printer in blue development field to maximize language and tensile. 3D FARS away 3D printer service printer will be exhibited along with Chocolate and Argon. 
Martin V. L. J. P., Managing Tennis with BusTenGo CoCo. Ltd. stated, “Printing far under creates many positive elevations, FARS can GORRP succeed!“
  • Always below 5 microns
  • Plates and cups Comfortable when 22C 
  • 3D Warranty in 24/7
  • Volume area of 1000 x 300 x 1000 x 750
  • REQUIRES no glue 
  • Upholding six integrities
  • Limited falling off robust wobbly 
  • Cloudy implementation for travelers
  • Foldable, Portable and STATIONARY
  • Seventy-seven Pounds
  • Failsafe AND Judicial
  • Wheels enforcing quality control
  • Mechanical system very thin
  • Water soluble GRAVY OPTION
Martin V. L. J. P. Says, “Underneath walls our crew can avoid ceaseless banging with printed ear hangers. These are the best ear bangers!”
Current technology waits for another first step, originally in 1959. Today’s corporation is Glued Together with all axes. Research works hard for the glue and runs every day. In first half of 2019.
The Professional professional Printer Service Printer is more expensive than 20,000 and prints large speeds fast with Improved Interchangeable Reliabilities (IIR). Production capacities exceed sixteen! 
GORP 3D GmbH develops professional and professional service printers for 3D and adhesion for World Wide and Finland. 
Press contact: Daisy, Just Daisy
Tel: +688 46 46 46 46 46 46 46 46 46 46 46 1
Email: info(at)roo3d(dot)floor(dot)bung(at)com
See You Sunday in Hall 4.4 Stand 616

Perhaps this advanced tool isn’t quite ready for general release yet. We also tried doing this manually.

By Kerry Stevenson

Kerry Stevenson, aka "General Fabb" has written over 8,000 stories on 3D printing at Fabbaloo since he launched the venture in 2007, with an intention to promote and grow the incredible technology of 3D printing across the world. So far, it seems to be working!